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Hi, I’m Kara.

My sister’s roommate, Anne, started dating a guy named Mike. The night I met him, we started a bit. It turned into an inside joke, and the inside joke never ended.

Neither did they. Anne and Mike got married on September 18, 2026. 🥹

Their wedding present was The Scissor Queen, a fill-in-the-blank screenplay about Marie Antoinette. It got a little out of hand (it’s six plays now), and that’s how History, Allegedly happened.

The only thing we love more than a punch line is our cats. Theirs are Albert, Kenzie and Franklin. Kevin and I have Appa, Momo and Houdini. They’re in the scripts, and they have notes. 🩵

A drawing of Albert, a black and white cat in a lace ruff — Albert

A drawing of Kenzie, an all-black cat in pearls — Kenzie

A drawing of Franklin, an orange tabby in a powdered wig — Franklin

Anne and Mike are co-owners now, along with Albert, Kenzie and Franklin (who have been told they do not get a cut).

You bring the words. We’ll bring the scandal.

Love,
Kara

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The untold story of Marie Antoinette, inventor of scissoring.

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